DEPRESSED ....FOLKS WE'RE SCREWED !!

.Over  five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
 "Pick  up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead
 you to  the Promised Land."

 Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was  introduced) Roosevelt said,
 "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses,  and light up a Camel, this
 is the Promised Land."

 Today,  Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the
 price of  Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

 I was so depressed last  night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
 economy, the wars, lost  jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement
 funds, etc .... I called a  Suicide Hotline.

 I had to press 1 for English.

 I was  connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was
 suicidal.

 They got excited and asked if I could drive a  truck......

 Folks, we're screwed.